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Whoa! My whiffle balls! My frisbees! My water rockets!
I've hit the jackpot! -- Bart climbs to the roof, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Dear Log: My brother is still missing, and maybe it's my fault because I failed to take his abuse with good humor.
I miss him so much already that I don't... know... [sobs] -- Lisa writes in her d...
Lisa: Bart, what are you doing up here? Everybody's worried!
Bart: Really? Did they cry? Lisa: Yes. Bart: Whoa!...
I don't know! I don't know why I did it! I don't know why I enjoyed it!
And I don't know why I'll do it again! -- Bart doesn't apologize to Lisa, "Bart vs....
You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
Thanksgiving...
Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.
All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving dinner, "Bart vs. Tha...
One o'clock. Still just a potato. -- Bart's science project, "Dead Putting Society
There's nothing wrong with crabgrass. It just has a bad name, that's all.
Everyone would love it if it had a cute name like, eh, `elfgrass'....
Homer: Marge, Where's the Duff!?! Marge: Ohh, uh, we're all out, Homer.
Homer: D'oh! Marge: Would you like some fruit juice?...
Ned: Here's a tasty little lager that came all the way from Holland.
Homer: Well, buggers can't be choosy. -- "Dead Putting Society...

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