The Simpsons

Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is to a baseball player!
What a violin is... to the... the guy that... the violin guy! Now c'mon! Give your putte...
Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting Society...
Marge: I'm worried that you're making too big a deal of this silly little kiddie golf tournament.
Homer: But Marge, but this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses. [sic] Marge: We...
Bart: Hey Lis, whaddya call those guys in chess that don't matter.
Lisa: Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you're referring to a pawn....
Golf... `Anecdotes'... `Eisenhower and'... `fishing'.
.. `humor'... `Japanese obsession with'... Ah, here it is....
Bart: Lisa, we can't afford all these books! Lisa: Bart, we're just gonna borrow them.
Bart: Oh... heh, heh... gotcha! [wink] -- in the library, "Dead Putting Society...
Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got it....
Lisa: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Ba
Piece of cake. [claps with one hand] Lisa: No, Bart, it's a 3000-year-old riddle with no anwer....
Lisa: If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around, does it make a sound?
Bart: Absolutely! [makes the sound of a tree falling] Lisa...
Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.
All you have to do is hit the ball... here....

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