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Marge: What do we want? Crowd: Less and less violence in children's programming!
Marge: When do we want it? Crowd: Now!...
Meyers: That screwball Marge Simpson, we've got to stop her.
But how? Man #1: Drop an anvil on her? Man #2: Hit her on the head with a piano....
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
-- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
Hello, I'm Kent Brockman, and welcome to another edition of `Smartline'.
Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, "No, of course not, what kind of stupid question is that?...
Joining us live, via satellite from Vienna, home of Sigmund Freud, the world's greatest psychiatrist, to give us an insight into the human mind, Dr.
Marvin Monroe. -- `Smartline', "Itchy and Scratch...
Meyers: I did a little research and I discovered a startling thing.
.. There was violence in the past, long before cartoons were invented....
Well, Kent, to me, the hijinks of a few comic characters absolutely pales in comparison to the crippling emotional problems a psychiatrist runs into every day.
I'm referring to women who love too muc...
Kent: For another opinion... Krusty: [laughs] Hi, kids!
[laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving you the opportunity to participate in a serious discussion, here....
Meyers: [explaining on the phone] Itchy just stole Scratchy's ice cream cone, and.
.. Animator: Oh, make it a pie. Pies are easier to draw....
Marge: Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy?
Then they would have pie! Meyers: [walks to storyboard, considers, steps back] It's different, I'll give you that....

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