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Lisa: What, Aunt Patty? Patty: Oh, nothing, dear. I'm just trashing your father.
Lisa...
Don't worry, Dad. Maybe this is just for suspense before the miracle happens.
-- Bart's been watching too much TV, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
-- Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him? Homer: But he's a loser!
He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face] Home...
How can you afford something like this, Ned? I mean, I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $
27 a week more than I do. -- Homer, "Call of the Simpso...
Bart: Does it have its own satellite dish, sir? Bob
You can tell your son it has its own satellite---the VanStar 1 launched last satellite....
Homer: Does it have a deep fryer? Bob: Four. One for each part of the chicken.
-- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
Bart: Aye, Carumba! Lisa; This is better than our house!
-- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
Bob: [running a credit check] [presses `Enter'] [sirens wail and lights flash] Home
Is that a good siren? Am I approved? Bob: You ever known a siren to be good?...
Homer: Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range?
I don't want to go away empty-handed, Bob. Bob...

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