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Smithers: Attention all personnel. Please keep working during the following announcement.
And now, our boss and friend, Mr. Burns....
Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit it.
Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit it....
Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time. Hom...
Homer: [bumps into Ned. Their respective armfuls of gifts fall into the snow] Ned
Oh ho ho, Simpson, it's you. Homer: Hello, Flanders....
Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....
Manager: Do you like children? Homer: What do you mean?
All the time? Even when they're nuts??...
Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
You must really love us to sink so low.
Homer: Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute. Clerk: That's right.
$120 gross, less Social Security... Homer: Yeah. Clerk...
Bart: Aw come on, Dad. This could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas.
If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas....

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