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Simpson, you'll never own a better RV, and I don't mean that in a good way.
I mean, literally, buddy. This is for you, you know....
Homer: Everybody ready? Bart: I hate this. I don't want to go.
Homer: That's the spirit! -- Going camping, "Call of the Simpso...
Ready or not, Nature, here we come!
-- Homer takes the family camping, "Call of the Simpso...
Bart: Turkey farm? Skunks? Slaughterhouse?
Lisa: No. No. No....
Marge: Homer, I'm telling you, this is not the Interstate.
Homer: Pffffft. Maps....
Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions?
-- Marge the navigator, as Homer drives the RV through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
Lisa: Mom, I'm scared. Marge: Don't worry. We all are.
-- Safety in numbers, "Call of the Simpso...
Homer: [speaking softly and slowly] When I give the word, everyone ever-so-slowly open the door and slide out.
On the count of three... One... SoundFX: (*rustle*) (*rustle*) (*slam*)...
Lisa: [glumly] The Simpsons have entered the forest.
-- But will the forest survive? "Call of the Simpso...
Homer: Yes sir! This is a real adventure! Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they have in the world for an adventure like this.
Bart: You mean like <we> just di...

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