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Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue?
Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza [sic] just a statue? -- Homer, "The Telltale Head...
There is someone out there in Krusty-Land who has committed an atrocity!
Caption: SPRINGFIELD: A CITY HELD HOSTAGE. DAY ONE (dramatization)] Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield, he was.
[A cheesy documentary. Jebediah chops wood.] In 1838, along the way, h...
Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. -- "The Telltale Head...
Skinner: The fifth grade will now favor us with a scene from Charles uh.
. Dickens' Christmas Carol. Homer: Ohhhh.... How many grades does this school have!...
Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
And Bart... Well, we love Bart....
Marge: [writing] The magic of the season has touched us all.
Homer: Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter yet?...
Marge: A tattoo? Homer: A what? Bart: Yeah, they're cool, and they last for the rest of your lives.
Marge: You will <not> be getting a tattoo for Christmas....
Oh, Bart, that's so sweet. It's the best present a mother could get, and it makes you look so dangerous.
-- Marge in Bart's dream of getting a tattoo, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
Bart: One `mother' please. Clerk: Wait a minute. How old are you?
Bart: 21, sir. Clerk: Get in the chair....

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