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Dave: Mr. Simpson, if you want to be a good father, you have to spend time with your son.
Homer: Well, that's easy for you to say, you .. preachy .. egg-headed .. institute...
Homer: Bart, I'm gonna help you build that racer. Ba
Thanks, but I'm almost done. Why don't you go back on the couch and watch TV....
Homer: [reading] Cosby's First Law of Inter-generational Perversity
No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the opposite....
Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved The Simpsons!
-- Homer thanks the author of `Fatherhood', "Saturdays of Thunde...
Judge: Hey, you're not supposed to smoke in the pit area.
Nelson: Fine!...
Nelson: Hey, [Bart] Simpson, where's your loser-mobile?
Homer: Loser-mobile, heh heh heh... wait a minute!...
It hurts! It hurts! Owie owie owie ow!
-- Martin is wheeled into the hospital, "Saturdays of Thunde...
Hey man, cool crash! Way to cheat death.
-- Bart visits Martin in the hospital, "Saturdays of Thunde...
Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him!
On the other hand... I'll do it! -- Bart's dilemma, "Saturdays of Thunde...
Okay Bart, we've got a lot of work to do on the car, so I'm going to pull you out of school for the next couple of weeks.
.. -- Homer sets to work on the soap box racer, "Saturdays of Thunde...

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