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Bart: Dad, I love you, but, you taught me to win. Home
When did I ever teach you that? Bart: Well, I picked it up somewhere. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster....
Bart: Dad, aren't you coming? Homer: No! Marge: Now, don't pout.
Homer: I'm not pouting. <You> are! -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow!...
Martin: Bart, if she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators.
[notices Bart isn't paying attention] Bart, wha...
Martin: What is the matter with you! Bart: It's my dad.
Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV....
To everyone participating today, I salute your vigor.
[aside] Check out the rack on the blonde in the fourth row!...
The world has not seen the likes of this since the French carried Lucky Lindy off on their shoulders from Le Bourget Field.
-- Soap box derby announcer, "Saturdays of Thunde...
Wow! Info-tainment! -- Homer watches `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'
Tonight, we salute the silver anniversary of the Great Springfield Tire Yard Fire.
Twenty-five years, and still burning strong!...

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