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We'll have a savings account! We've never had one.
-- Marge decides what to do with a stock market windfall, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
Man 1: [hands Burns an offer of $100,000,000] Bu
Woo hoo! [dances about a bit] Ahem. I grudgingly accept....
Len: Those lousy Germans can't fire me. I'm the only one knows how to unjam the rod bottom dissociator.
Karl: Well, they can't fire me. I'm the only one certified to run the gaseou...
Horst: Guten Morgen. I am Horst. The new owners have elected me to speak with you because I am the most non-threatening.
Perhaps I remind you of the loveable Sergeant Schultz on Hoga...
Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us? [hands slowly go up] Man 1
Uh, me? Man 2: Right here. Man 3: I'm drunk right now!...
Horst: You will be given a six-week treatment at our drying-out facility in Hawaii, after which you will return at full pay.
Len: Oh, great! [general agreement from other employees] Man 1: H...
Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.
Homer: Hee hee. Yeah. Sock it to him, Horst! Le...
You look sharp today, sir." "You looken sharpen todayen, mein Herr.
-- Smithers studies Sycophantic German, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
Homer: Lisa, your father needs your help. Do you know anything about Germany?
Lisa: Well, it's a country in Europe. Homer: Good, good, I'm learning....
Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchamajigger, I'm nothing!
-- Homer fears the loss of his job, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...

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