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Burns: [begging] Please sell me my plant back. I'll pay anything.
Horst: Isn't this a happy coincidence! You are desperate to buy, and we are desperate to sell....
Horst: [threatingly] We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.
Burns: [recoils in mock horror] Oooh, the Germans are mad at me....
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe! -- And smoke it, "I Married Marge...
Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you!
If purple ye see, no baby thar be! If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!...
Homer: Do you really think you're pregnant? Marge: Well, I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix I had with the other kids.
Homer: Yeah, and I have the same tightness in my chest and...
Bart: Hey, Homer, how come Mom's going to the doctor?
Lisa: Is anything wrong? Homer: No, everything's fine....
Lisa: Did you hear that, Maggie? Another baby in the house.
Bart: Oh, cool! We can race 'em! -- Marge might be pregnant, "I Married Marge...
Homer: Yeah, sure, for you, a baby's all fun and games.
For me, it's diaper changes and midnight feedings....
It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the '80's.
Those were idealistic days......
Boss: Keep this up, and someday <you> will be the guy who hands out the putters!
Homer: Yes, sir! -- A young Homer works at the Merrie Olde Fun Centre, "I Married Marge...

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