The Simpsons

Hey you, stop being... so unsafe! Smitty! Safen up!
-- Homer tries to look busy, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you? Home
No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant....
Man 1: You have been safety inspector for two years.
What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?...
Karl: Yeah, you know, those Germans aren't so bad. Le
Sure they made mistakes in the past, but aah, that's why pencils have erasers!...
Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant.
We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical orde...
Lisa: I made a new bar of soap by squeezing all our little soap slivers together!
[holds up a multi-colored ball of soap slivers] Marge...
That's right. Gather the nectar, my little drones.
And make the honey. Honey for your children... Fools!...
Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check....
Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
-- Burns learns the moral of the story, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...

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