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Bart: My father invented that drink, and if you'll allow me to demonstrate.
.. [pulls out of brown paper bag a blender and bottles of liquor] Ms....
Quimby: Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day!
Advisor: Uh, sir, this is already Veterans' Day. Quimby...
Moe: How about a warm Flaming Moe's welcome for.
.. Aerosmith! Aerosmith: Nah, I don't think so Moe, we're just hanging out, etc....
Ms.K: [heavy make-up, in a tube top] Hiya, scrumptious.
Do you want to ignite my drink? Homer: You're my kid's teacher!...
If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
-- Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success, "Flaming Moe'...
Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine.
Last name Jass. First name Hugh. Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check....
When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's] All: Barney!
Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel?...
Brace yourselves, gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is.
.. Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing! -- Prof....
Kent: Next on `Eye on Springfield', a toast to Moe!
he Wizard of Walnut Street. Moe: The Flaming Moe dates back to my forefathers who were bartenders to the czar....
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