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Rev. Lovejoy: [surveys his congregation, one man and two old ladies] Well, I'm glad &l
ome> people could resist the lures of the big game....
So, with three ticks left on the clock, it all comes down to this one play.
If Washington scores here, happy fans will be looting and turning over cars in nation's capital tonight!...
Money comes and money goes, but what I have with my daughter can go on for eight more years!
-- Homer, "Lisa the Greek...
Homer: [scarfing down donuts] Lenny: Hey, Homer, slow down.
You're going to choke or something. Homer: Don't tell me how to eat donuts!...
Lenny: Homer, last year, we were 2 and 28. Homer: Look, I know it wasn't our best season.
.. Lenny: Actually, it was. -- Room for improvement, "Homer at the Ba...
Homer: Come here, boy, I want to show you something.
Bart: What's that, a homemade bat? Homer: It's something very special....
It all started last year during a terrible thunderstorm, when I locked myself out of the house.
Shelving myself with a large piece of sheet metal, I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find!...
Homer: [working to build a baseball bat in the garage] Marge
Homey, come to bed. [scene change...
Bart: [sees Homer's homemade bat] Wow! How many home runs you gonna hit with that?
Homer: Let's see. We play thirty games. Ten at-bats a game....
Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
Any man scoring has to chug a beer....

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