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NO DOGS WERE HARMED IN THE FILMING OF THIS EPISODE.
A CAT GOT SICK AND SOMEBODY SHOT A DUCK, BUT THAT'S IT....
Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada, it's the Miss American Girl Pageant!
Brought to you my Meryl Streep's Versatility: Smell like Streep for Cheep!...
If you ask me, they're all winners! We'll be cutting our first 40 contestants right after this.
-- Troy McClure hosts the Miss American Girl Pageant, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Marge: I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.
Homer: [eyes fixed on the television set] Sounds interesting....
Tonight, my reign as Miss American Girl comes to an end, and I'd like to apologize one last time for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations.
-- Debra Jo Smallwood, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
I have directed three plays in my career, and I have had three heart attacks.
That's how much I care, I'm planning a fourth. -- Llewelyn Sinclair, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Marge: Maybe I should've a nice calligraphy class.
Wiggum: Oh, forget about it. That Mr. Takahashi's a lunatic! -- "A Streetcar Named Marge...
I am not an easy man to work for. While directing "Hats off to Channukah", I reduced more than one cast member to tears.
Did I expect too much from fourth-graders? The review [holds up a school new...
Wow! My mother the actress. I feel like Lucy Arnaz-[something].
-- Lisa, "A Streetcar Named Marge...
Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?
Marge: Mm, I don't think so. Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions....

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