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Donuts. Is there anything they do? -- Homer, "Marge vs. the Monorail
Announcer: Hey, Lance Murdock, you just jumped sixteen blazing school buses.
What are you going to do now? Lance: [groaning] I'm going to....
Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens! -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
Homer: Now what do we say when we get to the ticket booth?
Bart+Lisa: We're under six. Homer: And I'm a college student!...
Marge: Kids, I have some bad news. I'm afraid your great-aunt Gladys has.
.. passed on. Bart: Gladys, Gladys... big puffy hair, about yea high, big dent in forehead?...
Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to go to Duff Gardens some other time.
Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change. Homer: [...
I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
Homer: Patty, Selma, I'm sorry. [hugs them] Selma: He's hugging us.
What do we do? Patty: Just close your eyes and think of MacGyver....
Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone. Selma
Her legend will live forever. Homer: [imagining] Yeah....
Can we please stop somewhere? My butt's asleep... -- Selma, "Selma's Choice

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