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Homer: Son, I just want you to know I love you very much.
Bart: [shoves a half grapefruit in Homer's face] Shut up!...
Pepe: Tell me more! I want to know <all> the constellations.
Homer: Well, there's... Jerry the Cowboy. And that big dipper looking thing is Alan....
Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed. Home
Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'. -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer. Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.
Pepe: Pepe. Homer: Pepe. -- The Pepe challenge, "Brother from the Same Plane...
You're not the <only> one who can abuse a non-profit organization!
-- Homer, "Brother from the Same Plane...
Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
Bart: I was faking it. Homer: Gasp! Liar! Bart: Oh yeah?...
This just in. A fistfight is in progress in downtown Springfield.
Early reports indicate, and this is very preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard....
Another beer, Dad? -- Bart, "Brother from the Same Plane
Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah. Bart: Could yo...
Marge: And this is for my huggy-bug, in honor of this special day.
[serves Homer breakfast of eggs and bacon, spelling out "I love you"] Home...

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