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Marge: Why didn't you ask our permission, Lisa? Lisa
I did! [begin flashback. Homer watches television, Lisa stands in front....
Dealer: Nineteen. Homer: Hit me. Dealer: [deals another card] Twenty.
Homer: Hit me. Dealer: [deals another card] Twenty-one....
Hi, you've reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute.
Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory....
Bart: Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom.
He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor....
Hi, this is Corey. Hope you and I can get married someday.
-- Call 1-900-555-CORY, "Brother from the Same Plane...
Homer: Hey, boy. Where ya goin'? Bart: Father-son picnic.
[leaves] Homer: Have a good time! ... Wait a minute... -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
Tom: Hey, look at the forest fire down there. Ba
[uninterested] Yeah, great. -- "Brother from the Same Plane...
Bart: You've been really great to me, but there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.
Tom: Bart, I could kiss you. If the "Bigger Brothers" didn't make me sign a form promi...
Administrator: And what are your reasons for wanting a Little Brother?
Homer's brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!...
Mother, that sailor suit doesn't fit any more!
-- Principal Skinner gets weird again, "Brother from the Same Plane...
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