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Officer 2: We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium.
[Lisa, heaping jittery, covered by a towl] Lisa...
Selma: Thank you, doctor. Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
-- But I play one on TV!, "Selma's Choice...
Homercles: Come to Homercles! Marge: [laughs] I can't!
The beans will burn! Homercles: Homercles cares not for beans!...
Homer: Hi, kids, how was Duff Gardens? Lisa: Can't talk, coming down.
[takes some pills] -- Lisa under psychedelia, "Selma's Choice...
Selma: How do you do it, Homer? Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th-- Selma
No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today. All I wanted was a little version of...
Selma: Oh, Jub-Jub. Patty: When I went to pick him up, Mom was trying to stab him with a hat pin.
-- Close enough, "Selma's Choice...
We got a great show for ya! Well, actually, the last half hour is a real garbage dump.
-- Krusty the Clown hosts "Tuesday Night Live", "Brother from the Same Plane...
Homer: Bart's not mad at me. Marge: He called you a bad father.
Homer: Marge, when kids these days say `bad', they mean `good'....
Marge: Homer, do you have an explanation for this bill?
Homer: Oh, it's that record club. The first nine were only a penny....

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