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Lisa: Look! The Seven Duffs! Bart: There's Tipsy and Queasy.
.. Lisa: There's Surly and Remorseful... [Surly pushes Remorseful aside] [a kid takes a picture of Surly] Surly...
Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
[drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to say, if...
{What are the odds to getting sick on a Saturday? A thousand to one.} -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
Bart: [reading] "BEER GOGGLES: See life through the eyes of a drunk.
[puts them on] [Selma becomes a foxy lady] Selma...
Marge: Homer, you've cooled down! Homer: That's what you think!
Rrowr! [grabs Marge] -- Feeling hot, "Selma's Choice...
Marge: [laughs] You know, I rented another movie, in case you felt better.
[hands it to him] Homer: "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules"....
Bart: I want to get off. Selma: You _can't_ get off, we have five more continents to visit.
-- The kids and Selma ride "Little Land of Duff", "Selma's Choice...
I can see the music! -- Lisa after getting whacked up on "water", "Selma's Choice
Selma: Surly, can't you do something. Surly: Ey, Surly only looks out for one guy -- Surly.
Selma: Hm, sorry, Surly. Surly: Shut up! -- Don't mess with Surly, "Selma's Choice...
Don't blame these kids, it's not their fault. I think their father's missing a chromosome.
-- Selma blames the Duff Gardens incident on Homer, "Selma's Choice...

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