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Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up. Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my only outlet is my ham radio....
Bart and Lisa talk simultaneously] [Bart pulls back the covers] [Homer looks grotesquely sick] Ba
Oh, man, Dad's dead. -- Can we still go to Duff Gardens?, "Selma's Choice...
Carl: We hardly made a dent in that ten-foot hoagie.
Homer: I'll give it a good home. [flash to Homer in front of the TV, eating the sandwich....
Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it? Homer: [pause] Yes....
Marge: You look awful! Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
Homer: S-s-ssoo coolld... Marge: Homey, your lips are turning blue.
I think you'd better stay home. Homer: No! Duff Gardens, hurraaahhh....
Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such short notice.
Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself....
Lisa: Bye, Dad, don't eat any solids. Homer: But I love solids.
-- They're so sweet and tasty, "Selma's Choice...
Bart: It won't be any fun without you, Dad. [the car shoves off] Bart+Lisa
YAY! -- The kids head to Duff Gardens, "Selma's Choice...
Lisa: [reading from the pamphlet] The Duff Beer-amid contains so much aluminum it would take five men to lift it.
Twenty-two immigrant laborers died during its construction. Selma: Eh...

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