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If he discovers the discount supermarket next door, all is lost.
-- Apu thinks to himself, "I Love Lisa...
Apu: Nickel off on expired baby food. Homer: Sold!
-- Think of the money he's saving, "I Love Lisa...
Ms. Hoover: First, we're going to construct paper mailboxes to store the valentines.
Lisa: Isn't that just pointless busy-work? Ms....
Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors. Cla
[giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph....
Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student (possibly Bart Simpson) has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color sentiments.
-- What can I say, I've got a weakness for the...
Cool, I broke his brain! -- Bart, "I Love Lisa
Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh. -- Ralph, "I Love Lisa
and my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
-- Thank you Ralph, very graphic, "I Love Lisa...
Hey, kids! Don't forget to watch my 29th Anniversary Show, featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel wacked out on wowie-sauce!
-- Krusty, "I Love Lisa...
Bart: I'd do anything to go to that show! Homer: I'd sell my first-born son!
Bart: Hey! Homer: You'll do as you're told!...

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