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You there, eating the paste. -- Lyle Lanley calls on a student in Lisa's class, "Marge vs.
he Monorail...
Lanley: Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?
Man: I am. And she is. -- Why they're still writing for the Springfield Shopper, "Marge vs....
True or false? You can get mono from riding the monorail.
-- A difficult question on the MCATs (Monorail Conductors Aptitude Test), "Marge vs....
Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior?
The kids can call you Ho-Ju! Bart: [appropriate pause] I'll get back to you....
Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour!
What if something goes wrong? Homer: "What if....
MONO = ONE RAIL = RAIL -- Lesson at the Lanley Institute of Monorail Conducting, "Marge vs.
he Monorail...
Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr.
Leonard Nimoy. Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five....
Marge: We're too late! Cobb: I <shouldn't> have stopped for that haircut.
Sorry. -- Cut, too, the quick, "Marge vs. the Monorail...
Quimby: Watch it, you walking tub of donut batter! Wiggum
Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. Quimby: You don't scare me....
Homer: Are we gonna die, son? Bart: Yeah, but at least we're going to take a lot of innocent people.
-- "Marge vs. the Monorail...

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