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Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it? -- Homer, "I Love Lisa
Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....
Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
-- Homer's advice to Lisa on how to dissuade a suitor, "I Love Lisa...
Let that be a lesson to the rest of you nuts!
-- Chief Wiggum addresses a bowl of walnuts, "I Love Lisa...
That's funny for so many reasons. -- Bart, "I Love Lisa
Can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush? -- Homer, "I Love Lisa
Lisa: Just make up some excuse! [running to hide] Home
[answering the door] She's in the can. Go away. -- "I Love Lisa...
Since boyhood, I have yearned to be on the one-dollar bill.
.. -- Auditions for the part of George Washington, "I Love Lisa...
I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty Home-Pregnancy Test!
-- Bart plans ahead, "I Love Lisa...
Lisa: I'm not sure if I <should> go. I don't even like him.
Bart: You're right, Lis, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest....

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