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Back to the loch with you, Nessie!
-- Groundskeeper Willy watches a date tape of Selma, "Selma's Choice...
Opal: [Gypsy accent] One drop of this love potion, and you will have any man you desire.
[puts a drop on her tongue] Selma: What are the magical ingredients?...
Kid: Paper or plastic? Selma: You decide. [looks down] So, wearing a belt, are you?
Kid: Uh-huh. Selma: No suspenders for you. Kid...
Selma: Wait a minute. It says here you're single. Ha
Did I do wrong? -- You sure did, "Selma's Choice...
Selma: Get out of my car. [drives off] Hans: This isn't my house.
-- Selma ends a date, "Selma's Choice...
Anncr: Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren't a problem anymore.
Now featuring the clean-shaven sound of "Hooray for Everything"!...
Bart: Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend? Home
Sure. Unless another aunt dies. -- "Selma's Choice...
Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
Selma: How do I know I'm getting quality? Doctor: Don't worry.
Our donors have to pass a rigourous screening process....
Marge: "101 Frozen Pops." [turns the page] A Nobel Prize Winner!
An NBA All-Star! Ooh, one of the Sweathogs....

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