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You have one line, and then you're shot.
-- Miss Hoover coaches Milhouse on his r\^ole as Abraham Lincoln, "I Love Lisa...
Hasta la vista, Abey.
-- Bart Simpson plays John Wilkes Booth (the Assassinator), "I Love Lisa...
C'mon, boy! Finish him off! -- Homer roots for John Wilkes Booth, "I Love Lisa
Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
.. Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinne...
Kerny: To the library! Jimbo: Yeah! -- "I Love Lisa
Attention all units!
Riot in progress at (*click*) -- Chief Wiggum turns a deaf ear, "I Love Lisa...
For a school with no Asian kids I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.
-- Principal Skinner, "Duffle...
I'm disrupting the learning process, and I love it!
-- Skinner loves Bart's "Go-Go Ray", "Duffle...
Lisa: [echoic from Bart's dream] First prize! First prize!
First prize! Bart: Why are you saying that? Lisa: Just screwing with your mind....
Marge: [making up a batch of pancakes] Homer, I want you to encourage Lisa with her science fair project.
Homer: [pouring syrup on a newly minted stack of pancakes] Yeah, syrup is bette...

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