The Simpsons

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Lisa: Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?
Homer: Sure it is, honey. You <do> mean stealing, don't you?...
Lisa: My conscience is bothering me. Homer: Your conscience!
? Lisa, don't let that pushy little weenie tell you what to do....
Ah, nothing beats a good porno movie. -- Chief Wiggum, "I Love Lisa
Lisa: That story isn't suitable for children.
Chief Wiggum: Really? I keep my pants on in this version. -- "I Love Lisa...
Hey, Mr. President! I campaigned for the other guy, but I voted for you!
-- Krusty, "I Love Lisa...
Now, for my favorite part of the show. ... [squinting] What's that say?
-- Krusty, "I Love Lisa...
Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops!
Chief Wiggum: [suddenly afraid] They are? Oh, no! Have they set a date? -- "I L...
Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and &l
picking up after yourselves>. -- Principal Skinner's warm welcome (hint hint), "I Love Lisa...
We are the mediocre presidents. You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes....
Bart, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?
-- Miss Hoover gives Bart a scolding, "I Love Lisa...

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