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Lisa: [showing off a tomato the size of a beach ball] I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.
Bart: The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of ...
Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the pl...
Hey! That looks like Princess Di. [drives forward a few feet.
Homer slams into the ground just behind the car] Aw, wait, it's just a pile of rags....
Lisa: Oh Bart, I forgot my math book. Could you hold this for me, please?
Bart: [Curly-esque] Why, <sointantly>! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk....
Guide: Welcome to the Duff Brewery. Well, I'm sure that all of you have heard the rumors that a batch of Duff was contaminated with strychnine.
Tourists: No. Strychnine? That'...
Doctor: Only Duff fills your "Q zone" with pure beer goodness.
[the letters G-O-O-D-N-E-S-S tumble down into the "stomach....
Nixon: Well I would suggest, Mr. Vancouver, that if you knew the President that, that was just a facetious remark.
Announcer: And now a word from our sponsor. Kennedy: I would like to tak...
The man never drank a Duff in his life.
-- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...
Here we have, Duff, Duff Light, and our newest flavor, Duff Dry.
Guide: What does the future hold for us? Heh. Let's just say we have a few ideas up our sleeve.
Homer: Like what? Guide: Um, I'd rather not get into it right now. Homer: Why not? Guide: All...

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