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The hamster has learned a valuable lesson: beware the hand of man.
-- Lisa's science project, "Duffle...
Wiggum: Now if any of you ever <think> of drinking and driving again, this film will scare the pants off of you.
{[shows movie, but it's of Wiggum in Speedos, in a kiddie pool]} Wo...
downcast] What a terrible waste. [perks up] Hi! I'm Troy McClure.
Here's an appealing fellow -- in fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.
-- McClure narrates a driver's ed film, "Duffle...
It's funny 'cause I don't know him.
-- Homer watches footage of actual car crash victims, "Duffle...
Homer: I'm here for the Alc-Anon meeting. Lovejoy: Mm-hm.
Third door on your left. [Jasper walks up] Coping with senility?...
Ned: My name is Ned. All: Hello, Ned! Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink.
It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps....
My name is Otto, I looove to get blotto.
-- Otto introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!
-- Hans Moleman introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...
My name is Homer, and I'm just here because the courts made me come.
-- Homer introduces himself at the Alc-Anon meeting, "Duffle...

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