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Martin: More friends! More allies! More, I say. Hang those who talk of less.
There's a few inches over here, ho!...
Itchy: Thanks, kids. Now we'd like to speak to you seriously for a moment.
Scratchy: Yup....
Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Look at this bible...
Bart: Mom, guess what? Lisa: We're going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
Marge: No. I've already planned our vacation. We're going to the Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary....
Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...
Lisa: You know, Itchy and Scratchy Land isn't for kids.
They have a place called "Parents' Island"....
Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable...
Marge: This year I want us to do things together as a family, and get a lot of good exercise outdoors so we'll have a lot of wonderful memories of our vacation.
Bart: Don't worry Mom, w...
Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's Little Helper.
Do you want me to write any of this down? Abe...
Homer: OK, let's make a pact. This is going to be the best vacation ever, or we'll all agree to disband and join other families.
Everyone: Agreed. -- The motion is passed, "Itchy and Scra...

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