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Flanders fills in a grave] Bart: Oh, this can't be what it looks like!
There's gotta be some other explanation! Ned...
Todd: Daddy, where's Mommy? We miss her. Ned
Mommy...had to go away. She's with God now. Rod+Todd...
Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph...
Martin: Ah, my plan has come to fruition. Soon _I'll_ be queen of summertime.
Er, king. King!...
Dolph whispers to Jimbo] Jimbo: [to Kearney] Dude, Buzz has it an even wussier kid has an even better pool than this!
[pool empties of kids; water level sinks dram...
Bart: Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife! Home
But why? She's such a fox. [Marge scowls at him] I mean, what's on Fox tonight?...
Lisa: Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately.
I got carried away with being popular. But, now that I'm unpopular again, I want you to know I'm here for you....
Bart: [watching Flanders] An ax. He's got an ax! I'll save you, Lisa!
[tries to walk on his leg, falls back] Uh, I'll save you by calling the police....
Ned: Ho! What the gumdrops is going on here? Ba
Came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered your wife!...
Bart: But I saw the murder and then I saw you bury the corpse in the back yard!
Ned: [weeping] All right, it's true. I am a murderer!...

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