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Lisa: Aw, look at that cute little baby ax. [baby ax runs to catch up with bigger axes] Marge
It's cute, but I'm sure it's very sharp and probably dirty. Guard: [walks up] [laughs] Dirty, mab...
Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending time apart as individuals.
Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more wh...
Homer: It _is_ the seventies! Right down to the smallest detail.
Marge: Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta....
Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! [finds vanity license plate rack] Cool.
..personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"....
Lisa: Who are all these characters? Bart: Well, you're probably too young to remember the short-lived "Itchy & Scratchy and Friends Hour".
They had to come up with some friends. There'...
Bandleader: Welcome to T. G. I. McScratchy's where it's constantly New Year's Eve.
Here we go again! Three, two, one! Everyone: Happy new year!...
Roger Meyers senior, the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world.
And he, in turn, was beloved by the world, except in 1938 when he was cri...
Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy-o, and don't you lie....
Bart: So, Mr. Itchy, you think you're God's gift to women, do you?
Lisa: Don't do it, Bart....
Man 1: Mop and bucket man to the exit of the "Nauseator".
Man 2: We got another jumper on the roof of T. G. I....

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