40-ish...........................49
Adventurous.................Slept with all your friends
Athletic.........................No tits
Average looking............Has a face like an arse
Beautiful........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile...........Does a lot of pills
Educated.......................Was screwed to bits at College
Emotionally Secure........On medication
Feminist.........................Fat
Free spirited......................Junkie
Friendship first...............Former slut
Fun...............................Annoying
Gentle...........................Dull
Good Listener...............Autistic
New-Age......................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned................Missionary position only
Open-minded.................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate......................Sloppy drunk
Poet...............................Depressive
Professional............... ...Bi*ch
Romantic.......................Frigid
Social............................Crotch like a clown's pocket
Voluptuous....................Very Fat
Large lady.....................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.............Stalker
Widow...........................Murderer.