A bum asked a man on the street for $2.
"Will you buy booze?" the man asks.
The bum replies, "No."
"Will you gamble it away?"
Once again the bum replies, "No."
"Will you make bets at the golf course?"
The bum replies "No, I don't play golf"
Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me, so my wife can see what
happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble, or play golf?"