MEN


Murphy's Laws About Men:

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome but are nice men
with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our
money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful
enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, who are
heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are
cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice
and have some money and thank God are heterosexual,
are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take the
initiative.

NOW.... WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and
keep them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with.