Geography of women:

Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran ....... Developing at
a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.

Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia ..... She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan ... completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries
with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain .... Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of it's own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman like France or Argentina ... She may have
been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable
place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq .... She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada ...
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid
climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia ... A glorious
and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan or Pakistan .... Everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.

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Another version:

Between the ages of 15 and 18, a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at
a sizzling rate with a lot of potential, but as yet still not free or open.

Between the ages of 18 and 21, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half-discovered, half-wild and naturally beautiful, with bushland around the
fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 and 30, a woman is like America or Japan. Completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade, especially with countries
with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 and 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 and 40, a woman is like France or Argentina. She may
have been half-destroyed during the war, but can still be a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.

Between the ages of 50 and 60, she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,
quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled, but the frigid climate
keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 and 70, a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a
glorious and all-conquering past, but, alas, no future.

After 70, a woman is like Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
is, but no one wants to go there.


The Geography Of A Man:

Between the ages of 15-70 a man is like Germany. A strange landscape, but
filled with beer and thoughts of dodgy porno movies.

Or: Between 15 & 70, a man is like Iraq; ruled by a dick.