>>TOGETHER AGAIN
>>
>> Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and
has 17 children.
Soon
>>after the last child is born her husband dies. A few
weeks later she
>>remarries and over the following years has another
22 children with
her
>>second husband. After the last child is born her
second husband also
dies.
>>Within a month Maria is engaged to be married a
third time.
Unfortunately,
>>she becomes very ill and dies. At her wake, the
priest looks tenderly
at
>>Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the
heavens and says,
"At
>>least, they're finally together."
>>A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me,
Father, but do
you
>>mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her
second husband?"
>>The priest says, "I mean her legs."