Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need = I want

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to

Does my bum look big in this? = Tell me
I'm beautiful

Do what you want = You'll pay for this
later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you
moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late,
you're dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just
agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have
flabby thighs

You're so.. manly = You need a shave and
you sweat a lot

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for
something expensive

It's your decision = The correct decision
should be obvious by now

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is
sex all you ever think
about??

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your
shoes and find a good
game on TV

How much do you love me? = I did something
today that you're
really not going to like



---------- TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH:---------


I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy

I'm tired = I'm tired

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let's have sex now

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out
of the question

I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd
better have sex now!

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually
like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually
like to have sex with
you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd
eventually like to have sex
with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd
eventually like to have sex with you

Will you marry me? = I want to make it
illegal for you to have sex with other guys

Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by
showing that I am a deep person and then you'd like
to have sex with me

I don't think those shoes go with that
outfit = I am gay