On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
"I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells,
"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.
Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
"I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He is Gorgeous! Tall, built , with long, flowing black hair and jet
black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his
shirt..............................................
one button at a time.............................................................
No one moves....................................................
He removes his shirt............................
Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her,.....................
and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman,
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..........................and whispers:
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......................................"Here, Iron this."