A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
fly watter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on
the phone".