A man and his wife in court are getting a
divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the
child.
The wife jumped up an said: 'Your Honor. I
brought the child into the world with pain an
labor. She should be in my custody.
The judge turns to the husband an says ' What do
you have to say in your defence?
The man sat for a while contemplating..then
slowly rose. 'Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a
vending machine and a Coke comes out..whose Coke
it .. the machine's or mine?