1. You always know if you are the first one to open a beer.
2. A beer never gets jealous if you grab another beer.
3. A beer never gets angry if you arrive smelling of beer.
4. The colder a beer, the better.
5. You can always share a beer with your friends.
6. A beer does not get upset if you arrive at 3 a.m.
7. You can choose a beer from a box, and if you change your
mind, you can pick another one.