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Wha-wha-wha what's happening? Is it noon already?
-- Bill Clinton being abducted by aliens, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
What the hell is this, some kind of tube?
-- Bob Dole, in some kind of tube, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies.
.. Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right! -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Kodos: What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of you.
Kent: Kent Brockman here, with Campaign '96: America Flips A Coin.
Marge! Marge! There I was, I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer!
-- Homer, catching up the fisherman profile, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!
-- Homer speaks out loud what we think, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate, Bob Dole.
Kang: Abortions for all. [crowd boos] Very well, no abortions for anyone....
Kang: Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected.
Kodos: Yes. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss....

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