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Moe: Lucius! Hey! What's a glitteradi like you doing in my dump?
I thought you were managing the champ. Luciu...
Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to show you my new tar paper.
Homer: You didn't? Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the ...
Moe: All you gotta do is fight Drederick Tatum. It's this Saturday.
Here's your parking pass. Homer: [reading the pass] Ooh, "general....
Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum
Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....
Marge: Homer, why are they saying you're going to fight Drederick Tatum?
Homer: [gulps] Uh, well, uh, I was gonna surprise you, but....
Homer: I'll make a fortune for one night's work! We can have all the things we always dreamed of
a snooty butler, carpeted carports, those blue cupcakes they sell sometimes... Marge: B...
Lisa: Mom's right, Dad. The odds against you winning are a thousand to one.
Homer: Whoa, I don't think it's _that_ unlikely. Lisa...
on TV, a monstrously strong Drederick Tatum exits a jail cell threateningly] Announce
Society put away Drederick Tatum for his brutal crime. But he's paid his debt, and...
You'll be okay, Dad. Just make sure he hits you an _even_ number of times, so you don't end up with amnesia.
-- Bart tips his father, "The Homer They Fall...
Marge: Moe, I'm so glad I found you. Please, promise me you won't let Homer get hurt.
Moe: Hey, hey, hey, I'm not the villain here, okay?...

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