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George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit.
.. confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands....
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
...
Homer: Stop! Those candidates are phonies! [crowd murmurs] You heard me!
They're alien replicons from beyond the moon!...
Why won't anyone believe my crazy story? -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII
Clinton: Oh, no, am I still here? I don't wanna serve out my term naked in a tube.
.. Dole: I am so mad at the Secret Service right now....
Clinton: You know, Senator, being in suspended animation gave me time to think.
Partisan politics are tearing our country apart. Dole...
Oh, no. What have I done? What am I doing? What will I do?
-- That is the question, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka....
Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
Homer: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...

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