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Fun's over, fellas! If you're gonna beat up _my_ friend in _my_ bar, there's a two-drink minimum.
-- Moe's most sacred rule, "The Homer They Fall...
Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of punishment.
I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even fall down....
Moe: Are you man enough to test every one of your limits?
Homer: Yes. Moe: And are you man enough to throw a punch should the opportunity arise?...
[End of Act One. Time: 5:14]
Wow, I've never been in here before.
-- Homer steps into the ladies' room, "The Homer They Fall...
Homer: You used to be a boxer just like me? Moe: Yup.
They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable....
Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
Homer, of all the crazy ideas you've had, this one ranks somewhere in the middle.
-- Marge comments on Homer's new boxing carreer, "The Homer They Fall...
Marge: Before you even consider this, I insist you consult a doctor.
Homer: No problemo. [pecks Marge on the cheek and walks off] Marge...
Hibbert: Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon.
Marge: [growls] That's what we get for living in a state founded b...

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