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Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer Simpson syndrome".
Homer: [moaning] Oh, why me? -- "The Homer They Fall...
Hibbert: Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical two-by-four without ever knocking you down.
[brandishes stick, then checks his watch] But... I have other appoi...
Moe: All right, Homer. Let's see the left. [a fly stops on Moe's right cushion] [Homer punches it, yet it flies away intact] Moe
O-kay... Let's see the right. -- Don't hold your brea...
Moe: Okay, punching isn't your thing. But that's okay.
You're not that kind of fighter. What you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-punching....
Moe: Who's gonna knock you down? Homer: No one! Moe
When do you gonna fight back? Homer: Never! Moe...
Barney: Man, you'd never get me into a ring. Boxing causes brain damage.
[drinks varnish] -- "The Homer They Fall...
Moe: Okay, you're fighting a guy named Boxcar Bob. Home
Brawled his way up from the boxcars, did he? Moe...
Moe: Homer, I want you to have my lucky mits. I hope you do better with them than I did.
Homer: [donning them] Gee, thanks, Moe. What's this?...
Now, no matter how much he hits you, you don't do nothing, okay?
You don't wanna get drawn into a boxing match, here....
Lenny: Man, that tramp's got the energy of a hobo. Carl
Yeah, he never stops punching -- except to check out his bindle....

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