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Buffer: Celebrities at ringside tonight: Star of the McBain action films, and feature player in the Hollywood prostitution scandal
Rainer-r-r Wolfcastle! [applause] T...
The ruiner of events worldwide -- title fights, the Super Bowl, and the Nixon funeral
ladies and gentlemen, the Fan Man!...
Moe: All right, Homer, I'm not gonna lie to you. There's a good chance you can beat Tatum.
But you gotta visualize how you're gonna win, okay? Homer: Gotcha. [d...
To challenge the irresistable force of Tatum, we have the immoveable objec
he's been called the Brickhead House and is also known as the Southern Dandy, Homer-r-r Simpson!...
Lucius: Your boy looks a little soft, Moe. You do remember our arrangement?
Moe: Yeah, don't worry, you'll get your three rounds....
Due to popular demand, we will forgo our national anthem.
-- Micheal Buffer starts the fight, "The Homer They Fall...
Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
.. [gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row ZZ, Bart and Lisa watch] Ba...
Marge: [through Homer's fuzzy vision] Homer! Homer, he's not going to get tired.
You've got to hit him back. Hit him back! Home...
Moe: Hang in there, Homer! Only four hundred and forty more seconds.
[to Abe] He's getting his second win. Abe: No!...
Marge: Somebody stop the fight! Where's the doctor?
! [guess who's the fight doctor?] Dr....

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