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Oh my god! Simpson's manager has flown into the ring and is airlifting him out!
Ladies and gentlemen, whatever dignity remained in boxing is literally flying out the window....
Homer: [slurred] Are you an angel? Moe: Yes, Homer.
I'm an angel. All us angels wear farah slacks. Home...
Tatum: Homer, your manager obviously loves you very much.
Lucius, would you do that for me? Lucius: Absolutely, I would....
Lucius: You couldn't even give me one lousy round, Moe.
You will always be a loser. Now take your check for a hundred thousand dollars and get out of my sight....
Marge: Oh, Homie! Are you okay? Homer: [in pain and sorrow] I can't remember where we parked.
Marge: That's all right. We'll just wait till everyone else leaves....
Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV!
-- Practical Homer, "A Milhouse Divided...
Bart: If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl.
Marge: You're talking about a _trough_. We're not going to eat from a trough....
Marge: I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation.
Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. [she walks off] Marge...
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
Marge: Homer, I want to throw a dinner party. Home
[whining] Oh, I hate having parties. The toilet always gets backed up....
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