The Simpsons

Man, that is flagrant false advertising!
-- Otto leaving "Stoner's Pot Palace", "A Milhouse Divided...
It's just not a dinner party without a melon baller.
And we'll need a citrus zester, a ravioli crimper....
Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party....
Marge: Bart, company's coming, go put doilies under the coasters, hurry, hurry!
[the dishwasher dings] [Marge opens it to reveal four toilet seats inside] Marge...
Marge: Homer! Homer: What?! Marge: Are you ready? Home
Just gotta put my shoes on! [Homer is in his underwear, playing with slot-cars] Marge...
Bart: Mom, Reverend Lovejoy doesn't have a coat. Should I let him in?
Lovejoy: My coat was stolen at last week's interfaith banquet....
Well, as you can see, we don't believe fur is murder.
But paying for it sure is! -- Julius Hibbert, no friend of PETA, "A Milhouse Divided...
Kirk: Uh, sorry we're late, but Luanne had to put on her face.
She doesn't want anyone to know she's got no eyebrows....
Marge: Did anyone see that new Woodsy Allen movie? Ned
You know, I like his films except for that nervous fellow that's always in them....
Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon. Then maybe I ...

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